Witty Wordsmith | Advertising/marketing

Witty Wordsmith

Phone: 0424660133

Add/Update information

Reviews

Tags

• Businesses
• Copywriting service
• Advertising/marketing

25.01.2022 How many words do you know as a native English speaker? Its probably more than you think! Research shows that the average native English speaker has a vocabulary of around 20,000 words. Can you list them? WERE KIDDING! Or ARE we?

24.01.2022 When businesses ask why they need a Copywriter. This. This is why.

24.01.2022 Weird Word Wednesday!! Borborygmus - that rumbling/gurgling sound your tummy makes randomly... usually in a moment of silence at a suuuuuuper inappropriate time.

22.01.2022 Why Your Business Needs a Blog! "Blogs are an insanely useful tool to continually refresh your content in a way that is informative, entertaining, and rich with delicious keywords for the Google monster to snack on." . https://wittywordsmith.com.au/why-your-business-needs-a-bl/

22.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Finifugal - a word for a person who is afraid of finishing anything... so most musicians?

22.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY!!! Kakorrhaphiophobia - the fear of failing... which is just cruel; giving it 8 syllables and impossible spelling so the people who fear failure will have a heart attack attempting it.

22.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY!! Gardyloo - A warning cry that was used in Edinburg when people were about to throw their slop in the street. Dont ask what slop is. You dont want to know.

21.01.2022 Had the same website content since the days when coffee didnt come with 78 varieties of milk and Mediterranean spices, and simply having a website was enough? Google, the beloved internet overlord, is now watching. No updated content? No search rankings. Lets have a chat and fix that.

21.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Blatherskite - a person who talks frequently, but speaks nonsense and rarely makes sense. We all know a few of those! One example rhymes with shmolashmiticans.

21.01.2022 Ever heard of keyword stuffing? Its what inexperienced content writers and agencies do when they want to cram as many keywords into their content as possible resulting in something like this: . "Looking for the best coffee in Geelong? Geelongs best coffee can be found at our cafe in Geelong, serving coffee all day to the people of Geelong. People also come for coffee from Belmont, Grovedale, Highton..." . Dont risk black hat SEO techniques for the sake of good rankings. Al...so, it makes you sound like a soulless, malfunctioning SEO robot. Talk to us instead See more

21.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Smellfungus - Someone who finds faults in everything or is notoriously critical. Definitely has nothing to do with actual fungus.

19.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Argle-bargle - large amounts of speaking or text that is generally meaningless. I think we all know theres A LOT of that going on right now.

19.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY!! Ill-willie - (you can giggle... we did...) - to have an unfriendly disposition. Maybe due to an ill willie?

17.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY!!! Quomodocunquizing - Making money by any means possible. I think a lot of businesses will be Quomodocunquizing in these times!

16.01.2022 Its never been more important to get your message right. From your internal communications to your customer contact, we can help you. www.wittywordsmith.com.au

15.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Cattywampus - items that arent aligned properly and are in general disarray... basically the nightmare of a neurotic person.

14.01.2022 SOCIAL MEDIA ETIQUETTE "Unfortunately, some people begin mixing business pages and personal profiles together. The combo is like wearing double denim. It seems like a good idea, but its not, and no one wants to break it to you. " - https://wittywordsmith.com.au/why-you-shouldnt-use-your-pe/

14.01.2022 2020 is so close you can SMELL it! It smells like new beginnings... and vaguely of almonds. Perfect time to spruce up your content and help ramp up your start to the New Year! Get in touch!

14.01.2022 "You want HOW MUCH for writing my stuff?" When you hire a copywriter, keep in mind that what you see isn't nearly the extent of what we actually do. There's a reason you come to us, and there's a reason we're damn good at what we do ;)

13.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Godwottery - Archaic or elaborate speechwriting... OR an elaborate gardening style and attitude towards gardens.

13.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Agelast - A person who never laughs No jokes required for this one. They wouldnt be funny anyway.

13.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY!!! Whiffler - A person who walks in front of you in a crowd of people. What will you catch a whiff of from a whiffler?

13.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Flibbertigibbet - A whimsical, flighty, and excessively talkative person. We all know one! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

12.01.2022 When you're a writer and you see this at the end of your piece. #damnright

12.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Biblioklept - a person who steals books. Which, lets be honest, is the worst kind of person

12.01.2022 [Insert ominous music here] OoOoOoOooOoOoO!!! Happy Friday the 13th! We thought wed give you a little history injection today on the origins of this superstition! Its thought to have come from the last supper, where there were 13 guests (the big J man and his 12 apostles). The day after the supper (and after Judass betrayal), Jesus was crucified! HEAPS less spooky than horror films and superstition depict.

11.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! (Its been a while... forgive us). Blatherskite - An individual who talks A LOT but makes little sense. Commonplace in 2020 press conferences.

11.01.2022 Weird Word Wednesday!! 'Aquabib' - another word for a teetoltler (person who never drinks alcohol) but prefers water. Thirsty?

10.01.2022 We often get asked what we actually DO as a Copywriter. The easiest way to explain is to show you exactly what weve DONE. Heres a snapshot of 2019!

09.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Tittynope (yeah... were serious) - describes a small quantity of something that is left over. "Lily, there is but a tittynope of food left on your plate..."

09.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Bumfuzzled (nope, not kidding) - To be flustered or confused by something.

08.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Meldrop - That little drop of mucus that sometimes forms under peoples noses... and you desperately want to wipe it for them... or tell them to wipe it... but you dont want to be rude... not speaking from experience.

07.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Doodle sack - (dont worry, we laughed too)... but its actually an Old English name for a bagpipe!

07.01.2022 When I sit down with clients, one of the BIGGEST hurdles we have to jump over is drilling down on their target audience. . Its not something businesses spend a long time breaking down, but its integral to developing quality content that will appeal to the right people. Have you thought about your target audience lately?

07.01.2022 "[Every writer worth their weight in gold] once said that less is more. Brevity is great; captivation is better. Not sure what that means, but intrigued? Good. Its working! *rubs hands together*" - Witty Wordsmith on writing a SERIOUSLY good subject line. https://wittywordsmith.com.au/writingsubjectlines/

07.01.2022 Yikes. #letterplacementiseverything.

05.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Taradiddle - Something considered to be pretentious, nonsense, or a lie/fib. Also, REALLY fun to say.

04.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! (Yep, its a thing now). Collywobbles - a queasy, ill or uneasy feeling in your stomach. Fun little tidbit... the Colliwobbles (with an i) refers to the 1958 to 1990 period where Collingwood didnt win a single premiership

04.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY! Bumbershoot - a nickname for an umbrella! Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

03.01.2022 Why is Twitter named thus? Apparently, after the name Twitch was rejected, they looked through a dictionary for ideas and came across twitter which was defined as a short burst of inconsequential information and chirps from birds. Perfect, eh?

02.01.2022 You may not hear much from us in March 2021 with Baby Wordsmith number two due! But, fear not! We'll be taking on projects until the start of February 2021 when we'll probably need all the beauty sleep we can get.

02.01.2022 WEIRD WORD WEDNESDAY!! Deipnophobia - a very real and concrete fear of dinner parties. Amongst all this chaos, its probably an increasingly common fear

02.01.2022 Weird Word Wednesday!!! Flub. Although you may be tempted to grab at your love handles for this one, it actually means to mess up!