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25.01.2022 The AFL media community have come together to create their collective premiership clock. Representatives from afl.com.au, SEN, Fox Footy and The Herald Sun were all reportedly involved. Eddie McGuire chaired the committee. #afl Have your say below
24.01.2022 A small independent Adelaide news publication has signed its own death warrant by hiring a certain South Australian journalist.
22.01.2022 We can confirm that men’s footy in Victoria is in fact back. As for other genders or locations, it remains unclear if that footy is back but we’re looking into it, said one AFL official.
22.01.2022 We had to fix the AFL's Round 3 Ladder for the them again. Grammar matters guys.
17.01.2022 In preparation for Patrick Dangerfield’s tribunal hearing tomorrow night, the AFL’s legal team has held an emergency meeting. We captured some footage from that meeting. Credit: @michaellewis_7 (Twitter)
17.01.2022 Ben Buckley has this morning confirmed that North’s rejection of Ms Alexander was in fact not sexist, but born of fear that she’d be too good.
15.01.2022 Another massive day for Damien Barrett’s insatiable desire to question the legitimacy of Adelaide being in the competition.
15.01.2022 Asked to comment on the situation, AFL chief Gillon McLachlan said, It would be unconventional to award the Brownlow early. And generally, one good game wouldn’t be enough, but this is Dusty we’re talking about. So we might have to consider it.
14.01.2022 EXCLUSIVE: Last night, right up until the last gasp of the game Bruce McAveney and Brian Taylor were barracking for the Tigers. Here’s Why
07.01.2022 Cricket Australia finds new way to remind rest of country that only Sydney and Melbourne matter.
03.01.2022 This isn’t an actual article. It simply provides links to the Advertiser stories released over this weekend, written by Graham Cornes, that make Sam McClure’s crows camp article from July 4th look like the work of a second grader.
02.01.2022 Grouping half the teams into a category that simplifies the competition into two geographic locations Victoria and everywhere else is symbolic of the psychology of Victorian Australian Rules football commentators and journalists. Defending the use of the term when challenged, well that’s just arrogance, explained a world-renowned non-Victorian psychologist.
