A page that pretends to be Daniel Andrews | Satire/Parody
A page that pretends to be Daniel Andrews
Address: 1 Treasury Place Melbourne, VIC, Australia
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23.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, As promised.
23.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, Oooh new press conference background! Dan
20.01.2022 Good morning to everyone except the Murdoch press. Happy second double donut day.
20.01.2022 Get on the beers? Get on the top shelf?
19.01.2022 You heard it first here Victoria. Get back on the fucken beers.
19.01.2022 SORRY YOU COULDN’T GET ON THE BEERS, MR SUTTON // Proving that literally all of Melbourne is in Bright this weekend, we had to turn away the Victoria’s Chief H...ealth Officer, Brett Sutton, twice today! Pictured here with our long-time bar staffer Wayne, Mr Sutton was a great sport when our staff explained that under his own COVID-restrictions, we unfortunately did not have the space to seat him. We’re sorry you couldn’t, in Premier Dan Andrews’ words, Get On The Beers with us, Brett - but we hope to see you again once restrictions ease! So the lesson is: it doesn’t matter who you are - if you’re planning to come and visit us, please book ahead! That includes you, Mr Sutton! #lovebright #brightandsurrounds #getonthebeers
18.01.2022 Good work Melbourne. Credit: Zerrin
17.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, I have a mystery I need solving. Did this email come from Dan Andrews or Dan Murphy's?
15.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, We have the statistics for 9 March 2021 and I can announce that we now have 1 Premier in ICU. Thank you to all Premiers who got tested today. In all seriousness, get well soon Dan
12.01.2022 It's good to see the opposition concentrate on policy for once.
09.01.2022 Nature is healing
08.01.2022 Actual scenes from Dan Andrews press conference today as he announces the easing of restrictions.
06.01.2022 38 active cases. Lower than at the lowest point of the first wave. Take that, Victorian Liberal Leader - Michael O'Brien MP and Tim Smith MP - Member for Kew
06.01.2022 My fellow Dans, I think we can agree, real Dan deserves this. From, fake Dan
02.01.2022 Victorians, From 11:59pm tonight there will be a state wide ban of slippery steps. This means:... - No slippery steps at home - No slippery steps at the work place Together we can fight the epidemic of slippery steps. Thank you, Dan
