Burger Urge in Gladstone, Queensland | Restaurant

Burger Urge

Locality: Gladstone, Queensland

Phone: +61 7 4978 0206

Address: Shop F01, Stockland Gladstone, Cnr Dawson Hwy and Phillip St 4680 Gladstone, QLD, Australia

Website: https://burgerurge.com.au

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15.01.2022 Win Your Death Wish 2. This won't end well. Sure, at the start it will be fine. Chuck a pork chop on there, maybe some potato salad. Don't fill up on bread though! Rookie manoeuvre. Might get some chicken wings and a sausage on the next trip. Surely two visits will be enough? Not for Clive. He sees the buffet in the same way he sees politics. It's a war of attrition, devoid of any morality. Last man standing wins! He balances his overflowing plates like a seasoned ...circus performer. You try to keep up. After all, you are his guest. 12 trips to the bar later and you don't feel so good. Clive shows no sign of slowing down. You start to feel your chest tighten as the soft-serve dribbles down your chin and the jelly cubes warm on your plate. Your heart and stomach simultaneously explode. You ded. Clive soldiers on. Does this demise sound like a good time? We're giving one lucky punter $2,000 to make their Death Wish come true. To enter: Tag the friend you're keen to die with in this way. The winner will randomly be chosen across all posts on 30 Nov. Good luck! T&Cs: bit.ly/WinYourDW See more

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