Catie Payne | Writer
Catie Payne
Reviews
to load big map
22.01.2022 Thomas the Tank never sat well with me, personally.
21.01.2022 Everyone knows that people on social media only care about two things: ridiculously decadent desserts - and 30-day challenges to give them up. Luckily, my clever clients mmmore have guilt-free morsels nailed. Currently pawing at images of raw bounty bars and freshly ground peanuts, whipped with cacao and banana and other natural sorcery - while reimagining titles, taglines and descriptions. Where's that 3D treat printer when I need it? Follow them on Insta to see what I mean. https://www.instagram.com/_mmmore_rawtreats_/
21.01.2022 Dear every healthy-and-wholesome restaurant in the world. Please hire me to review you, and pay in lovingly prepared liver, preserved lemon pie, sea lettuce, lamb shanks, low-carbon lactose-free lasagne and lashings of lard. I'll await your offers, and chew cud in the meantime. #careergoals #unprofessionalfoodcritic #gluttons4eva
20.01.2022 I just wanna be whoever writes the self-referential and squeal-out-loud copy for Evo Hair Products. Too much to ask?
12.01.2022 What David Whyte doesn't say, doesn't matter. A 20 minute Saturday treat from TED.
06.01.2022 It's true. I wrote something new.
