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G.M.Hague
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25.01.2022 Slowly but surely I'm moving towards selling my books and audiobooks direct from my website, and believe it or not the audiobooks are the easier of the two. Starting with my horror novels, as part of the Grand Experiment I've priced all my audiobooks at US$5.95 regardless of length. The link will take you to my webpage, which in turn provides links to my audiobooks through Awesound, a great digital distribution company that specialises in podcasts and audiobooks. It's like an...y streaming company, just create an account and you're good to go for accessing any content. There's no hidden "membership" or trickery involved. Even if you're not into audiobooks, you'll know plenty of people who are and they'll appreciate the price although I admit maybe not the horror stuff if you Share this post. Most of all, for the moment, I'm mainly hoping for feedback on the Awesound system, and any glitches from the links. So thanks for any help in spreading the word. Link is http://graemehague.com.au/my-audiobooks-through-awesound/ See more
23.01.2022 I've discovered a new genre of music, and it has issues. I'm calling it "Stealth Gospel". It's really annoying when you're listening to some awesome prog rock, ...tuning into the riffs and organised musical chaos, and your wife says, "Why are you listening to that gospel crap?" It's NOT gospel crap, it's prog rock ... no, wait ... listen to the lyrics ... BASTARDS! All the "getting high" and "feeling good" has nothing to do with sex, drugs, rock an roll, and crutchless chicken suits ... they're sing about GOD and all that God stuff! Sneaky arseholes, hiding it in all that shredding. You're supposed to have "Explicit Lyrics" warnings on music. They should have the same, "Warning, this song contains gospel content and God references." Seems only fair. For anyone interested, try "Barock Project". An Italian pro rock band edging on just normal rock. Just don't listen to the forward Satanic messages. See more
15.01.2022 Someone needs a haircut, if they're going to save the universe.
14.01.2022 Just leave the big logs, I said ... I'll cut them into firewood, I said ... no one warned me the damned trees are actually made out of bloody concrete. Oh well,... I suppose in the distant future, in a galaxy far, far away, I'll be huddled in front of a winter fire and thinking it was a good idea after all. See more
07.01.2022 A day making noise! Awesome!
05.01.2022 Why a unicorn? Bear with me ... Early this week a couple of noddies from the "polling industry" were on Breakfast News trying to explain why they got the election so wrong. Noddy #1 reckons it's because of the lack of landline phone lines. Which equates to a lack of phone numbers in the phone book. We're all on mobiles. So they can't call people and ask who they're going to vote for. This well-informed knob then says that the government should give pollsters access to the di...gital phone register (makes sense that apparently the government does have a list of every phone number somewhere...) so that "everyone in Australia can enjoy the opportunity to be involved in a phone poll". Thus the unicorn. Because I reckon that, as far as mythical creatures go, it ranks on a par with the possible existence of any Australian who actually wants, or would enjoy, to be cold-called by an automated phone system and asked their voting preference. Yep, I can't wait to be called by a polling company. Highlight of my week, if not my life. Break out the beers and popcorn, invite my friends around. I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of it. Not. See more
