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Skydive 12 Apostles

Phone: +61 458 753 854

Address: Great Ocean Rd Airport, Peterborough-Timboon rd, Peterborough, Vic 3270

Website: http://www.skydive12apostles.com

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21.01.2022 What's that? You want a T-shirt? Well, we've only got super rad ones that will change your life. As soon as you put it on, you'll be 48% smarter each day you wear it. That compounds, by day three of wearing it, you'll understand what that sentence means. By day 17 you'll have to take it off for a while to allow the world to print more money for the governments to give to you. You'll live on a satelite and have access to missiles. You'll always be smarter and taller and more f...un when you wear your new T-shirt. As soon as you put it on, all the cool kids from back in high school will call, but you'll be busy. Busy wearing your new shirt, hell yeah you will. It's not like an invisibility cloak that you might use to hunt wolves though, this is the real deal. Long term, deep personal betterment. And besides, wolves are rad, you shouldn't hunt them. When you're wearing your maddog Skydive 12 Apostles T-shirt the wolves will be your friends, they'll run errands for you. Forgot to pick something up from the post office? No worries, put on the T-shirt and send a pack of wolves to pick up the stupid stamps that are a ridiculous anachronism anyway in this here third decade of the 21st century. Then you can drink martini's and hover 3 feet off the floor. Need your car serviced? Get the bears to do it - they don't have thumbs, it'll take forever, who cares, have another martini. You control all the animals now. Our T-shirts are made out of 100% cotton, which is actualy 200% titantium, which is really just a melted down SR-71. There's at least one full SR-71 in every T-shirt. You'll sonic boom everywhere you go. If it wasn't for your new endless wealth and total mastery over the animal kingdom, your friends would probably call you Dr Boom or Captain Sonic. As soon as it arrives in your letterbox you'll be able to speak latin and will have a favourite era of philosophy, which will probably, ironically, be a greek speaking era, but hey, that's life in the big city. Buy one of our T-shirts for yourself, for the people you love. Make sure you can control all the animals before that guy down the road does. Start wearing it right away to get the powers compounding. First person to buy one will be able to enslave the rest of humanity by lunch on Boxing Day, make sure that's you.* *actual results may vary. https://skydive12apostles.com//t-shirts-the-good-quality-o

21.01.2022 As well as the world's best T-shirts, we also offer skydiving. We have cliffs, beaches, coastal reserves, gorges, apostles, bays and shipwrecks. Not a bad spot for it.

10.01.2022 You + us + the Great Ocean Rd. You'll love it.

Skydive 12 Apostles | Sport & recreation