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22.01.2022 These prefab houses will be available soon and can be located just about anywhere. Don't look down!
19.01.2022 Some epic building fails.
17.01.2022 Sometimes things go horribly wrong, http://www.constructionjunkie.com//videos-construction-cra
11.01.2022 It's international joke day so In Russia, a worker goes to buy a new car. The salesman tells him that he can pick it up in ten years. The worker asks what time after ten years can he pick it up.... The salesman, surprised, asks "In ten years, what does it matter?", to which the worker responds, "I have to know, the plumber is coming over that morning."
08.01.2022 A little Friday afternoon humor Some builders drove into their local timber yard. One of the men walked into the yard office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."... The storeman asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four." "All right. How long do you need them?" asked the storeman, The man paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
08.01.2022 Some more epic building fails. Classic.
08.01.2022 This building produces it's own clouds. An interesting effect but I think there is enough of us with our head in the clouds as it is. The building, which the Italians, Frenchmen and Americans have built over the surface of a Swiss lake Neshat for the International Exhibition of 2002, has no clear boundaries and looks like a big cloud of steam, produced 31,500 mini-fountains with water from the lake.
07.01.2022 I wonder what the builders said when they got the plans.
01.01.2022 A builder was telling his friend about a property they were demolishing. He said: "Behind this wall, we found a skeleton with a gold medal round his neck." His friend asked what was on the medal. The builder replied: "Australian Hide and Seek Champion, 1891"