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23.01.2022 https://au.finance.yahoo.com//warren-buffett-women-make-op
23.01.2022 https://au.news.yahoo.com/mums-warning-son-2-left-blistered
23.01.2022 FIGHTING FOR EQAULITY New Sex Discrimination Commissioner Kate Jenkins says that a corporate culture focused on reducing complaint statistics rather than on improving gender equality was part of the reason women were slow to complain about workplace issues.
23.01.2022 Ask Employers the hard questions! http://www.mamamia.com.au/part-time-working-mothers/
22.01.2022 https://www.change.org/p/mark-mccgowan-stop-choking-perth-w
22.01.2022 So it's not just me then?
21.01.2022 How incredible is this? Source: YouTube
20.01.2022 https://nightdr.com.au/
19.01.2022 https://au.finance.yahoo.com//workplace-flexibility-no-lon
19.01.2022 Ha...anyone relate to this? via Smart School House
17.01.2022 If you are ever looking for great ideas to do with the family on the weekend then we have a fantastic list sorted below ...
16.01.2022 https://search.jobs.wa.gov.au/page.php
15.01.2022 If you live east of the city and you've got a child car restraint that needs fitting or checking the WALGA RoadWise Program, together with Type 1 Fitters from M...aylands Peninsula Primary School, is running a FREE child restraint checking station this Thursday. No appointment is necessary. Venue: Gibbney Reserve Carpark, off Queen St entrance, Maylands Date: Thursday, 7 April Time: 9.15am-11am More info is available at www.childcarrestraints.com.au See more
14.01.2022 Do you know what your kids are doing on the iPad?
13.01.2022 A mother who chose not to have the whooping cough vaccine during pregnancy has pleaded with other women not to make the same mistake after her daughter became gravely ill.
12.01.2022 This is amazing!
12.01.2022 https://au.yahoo.com//full-time-parent-looking-return-work
12.01.2022 Nothing like it!
10.01.2022 http://www.kidspot.com.au//22fc7cc132a03eba41e8420f6516f603
10.01.2022 Great documentary that every parent should watch... http://iview.abc.net.au//louis-theroux-ameri/ZX9262A001S00
09.01.2022 I was congratulating myself today on how I've got nappy changing down to a precision art. I'm basically like a Formula One pit crew.. in fact, in many ways, I...'m better, because when you're speed-changing the tyres on Lewis Hamilton's car he's probably less likely to piss in your eyes and projectile shit up your arms. so, this is what else I've learnt so far.. The Birth. - I used to think that the theory that the moon landing was a hoax was total bollocks, just because it required a huge amount of people to share a secret. I now think it's a distinct possibility given the conspiracy of silence about how horrendous labour is.. The labour suite is like being in 'Nam.. It is nothing like you see in sitcoms or film.. unless that film is Saw IV, combined with the chest bursting scene from Alien. So, to those who told me that the birth would be a magical experience.. you're a bunch of f*cking liars. ..Labour is like magic.. but only in that its best when you don't know how it's done. (In truth, the hardest thing about labour is seeing someone you love in such excruciating pain. But then Lyns did once make me sit through an episode of Downton Abbey so .. six of one, half a doz..) The first week. - I never knew this.. but babies breath in a jazz syncopated rhythm.. There is no set pattern to it and they stop breathing roughly every 40 seconds just long enough for you to think they've died.. Of all the dick moves your baby can pull, pretending that they've died is by far the most dickish and they do it all the time. - A baby crying is a weird thing. During the daytime you can listen to it and think that it's endearing and cute. ...At 3am it's like having the inside of your skull sandpapered by an angry viking. - Baby piss in the eye really is only funny the first time and every single shit really is comically timed. The worst thing is when they do a 'lure-shit', then wait till you've got the nappy off mid-change to bring the real thunder.. It's the same thing terrorists do when they time bombs to go off just as the emergency services arrive. - Every item of clothing is held together with f*cking press-studs. There are three or four more press-studs than necessary just to make you look like a moron in front of your child.. who shows their disapproval by endlessly windmilling.. Dressing a windmilling baby is like trying to put a rabbit in a f*cking balloon. when you tell them to stay still they ignore you or scratch their own face. they're mental. (I'm thinking of launching a range of baby clothing that is all velcro, based on strippers trousers. You should be able to just hold a baby in one hand, the clothes they're wearing in the other and just separate the two with a satisfying rip.. ) - Babies at this age don't look like anyone.. every one sits around drinking a f*ckload of tea and says he looks like you, or he looks like his grandad or whatever.. In truth they all look like Ross Kemp. ( well, they look like one of the Mitchell brothers anyway.. if you've got an ugly baby.. its Phil) The first month. - Throughout my adult life I've tried to read a book a week or so. I'm not naive I knew that I'd have less time so I thought I'd promise myself that I'd try and read a book a month.. It's now been a couple of months and the only thing I've read is a pamphlet on Breast pumps. (and I've still not got to the end of that, I keep falling asleep during the paragraph on 'nipple confusion'..) - It is possible to have so little sleep that your balls hurt. - Does anyone remember the show 'Touch the Truck' with Dale Winton (before he had his face retro-fitted).?. It was on Channel 5 and basically 8 contestants put their hands on a truck and the last one to keep their hands on it and stay awake won the thing. Having a baby is like being on Touch the Truck.. the only difference is that on Touch the Truck you were allowed to have a piss and something to eat every 3 hours. ..and you won a truck. - Whether Lyns likes it or not holding the baby above your head when its naked, and singing 'The Circle of Life' is funny. - Its only when you've just got a baby to sleep that you realise how loud your house is.. I thought our home was pretty quiet and sedate but it turns out we have a bathroom tap that sounds like Godzilla f*cking a tank. - Trying to walk round a supermarket takes ages because old women reeeally like babies and lock onto a pram with the dead-eyed tenacity of a predator drone. Dodging them is like playing Frogger. They're wily, if there's more than one of them you're screwed, they'll split up and hunt in packs like f*cking raptors. After 3 months...Now.. - The most important thing ive learnt so far is that Charlie is supremely lucky to have Lyns as his mum. She's tough, smart, funny and in love ..and she will make sure I don't fuck up too much. Hopefully, her DNA will also batter my genetic predisposition towards big nostrils and man-tits. He is without reservation the greatest thing that has ever happened to us both.. (Better than completing the world cup panini sticker album which, i did in both 86 and 90). He has already removed enough of my cynicism to include this paragraph.. and I feel pretty sure that I'm going to be good at this .. because as shit, disorganised and pathetically inept as I am.. it is beyond important to me that Charlie comes to no harm. and that, as far as I can make out, is not a bad measure. Edit: ( check out my new facebook page at www.facebook.com/manversusbaby )
08.01.2022 Happy Friday! Last new job for a Friday...we are on the search for a corporate travel team leader in Sydney. Do you know anyone looking? Salary up to $85,000. call 028272 5400 for more details
07.01.2022 For all those parents with fussy eaters Eat It https://g.co/kgs/v3nCA9
07.01.2022 I know kids who have also had awful reactions to this sunscreen and other Cancer Council Sunscreens. I don't know how you tell if it's a chemical reaction or sunburn. Please be careful. This is absolutely disgraceful. I think the TGA should do a full review of this range! Anyone who has problems, please make a complaint to TGA. They will investigate. Here is the link: https://www.tga.gov.au/report-side-effect-medicine
05.01.2022 Love this! Good one Kate Barnes Health Coaching
05.01.2022 https://au.finance.yahoo.com//paid-parental-leave-just-got
04.01.2022 http://bubdesk.com.au/event/bubdesk-tour-new-murdoch-branch/
03.01.2022 These Vicks Vapor Disks are brilliant. They clear up foggy heads and sinuses. Throw them on your shower floor and let them work their magic! The best part is yo...u make them yourself in your muffin tin. Click the link for the easy recipe and check out the Homemade Vicks Vaporub recipe too http://bit.ly/1FWwlt2 See more
03.01.2022 Our first ever Volunteer Briefing in Melbourne is just one week away! It's not too late to come along and hear from our Founder, Sandra Jacobs, along with one o...f our beneficiaries, Women's Liberation Halfway House. You'll learn how volunteering your time makes a huge impact on mums in need and it is a chance for us to say thank you to the special people that offer us amazing support. For more info or to RSVP, please message us or email [email protected]. Where: Revolver Creative, 231 Chapel Street, Prahran 3181 Date: Thursday 21st April Time: 7.45pm for 8.00pm - 9.30pm Friends welcome!
02.01.2022 Technically correct, but.......
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