Killer Klowns | Musician/band
Killer Klowns
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25.01.2022 Available now on iTunes and Apple Music. Klowns Will Eat Me Too by Killer Klowns
25.01.2022 Ok Klowniacs. Here is your chance to win a rare limited edition poster for our next, recently cancelled show, scheduled for April 2020. All you have to do is upload a photo of yourself enjoying this free full concert footage, while dressed as your favorite Killer Klown (extra points for accuracy and effort). ... Now we appreciate the current lockdowns make it hard to source the proper materials, so creativity with regular household ingredients will be highly considered. Upload your pics in the comments below. Stay Safe Klowniacs
25.01.2022 Be like us... wear a mask!
22.01.2022 9 more sleeps and counting... 9 more sleeps and counting...
22.01.2022 So, if babies are born right now amidst all this virus stuff, Are they going to grow up being referred to as CORONIALS??
22.01.2022 26 sleeps to go 26 sleeps to go
20.01.2022 So I guess we won’t be needing these now... See u on the other side Live at London Eleven
18.01.2022 KLOWNSTEIN is finally here! Yes, you heard it first last night on our Musicland replay and we are expecting our first 200,000 copies to hit the shelves any day now. A bunch of msgs this morning asking for a track listing. Well here it is. Read it and bleed! 15 of the most loved tracks from motherlands ripe bosoms!
15.01.2022 Can't leave the house for a while? Killer Klowns got you covered! Stay home and stay entertained during lockdowns with our new, critically acclaimed, award winning follow-up album "Klowns Will Eat Me Too" on Spotify and Apple Music. Hurry while stocks last
15.01.2022 Ahh. The good old days eh!? Before PC. Before Killer Klowns had to exist to add balance to the world...
15.01.2022 It’s nearly Corgi-lingus...
12.01.2022 Killer Klowns CD's now available. Titles include: Klowns Will Eat Me Klowns Will Eat Me Too Klownstein... Follow the link to purchase yours today
12.01.2022 Ahhh. Remember going out and meeting people in the flesh, before meating them in the flesh? Oh the good old days eh!? These days it’s all swipe left or right or something and then get together but be 1.5m apart. Where’s the meat in that? Lucky we recorded what that looked like and you can reminisce this Saturday night as MUSICLAND presents... us! Sexy as fuckballs and as live as a replayed recording. Giveaways and merch to be had. A BIG secret surprise revealed! You can watch it from the comfort of your own basement and rub yourself with lotion till ‘Precious’ chokes on a chicken bone...
09.01.2022 Everyone feeling a bit like this tonight? https://youtu.be/UEaKX9YYHiQ
09.01.2022 Here you go Klowniacs, if you missed it you can watch the full show here from last nights Musicland episode. Pre-recorded live
08.01.2022 2020. Tough year eh!? It started so well with that KICKASS night at Musicland in Feb when we tore you new bumholes, and brought sexy back!!! Sorry? What?? You didn’t make it that night??? Well that sucks ass... Lucky we have you covered eh. This Saturday tune in to Musicland’s replay of the greatest musical event since our last greatest musical event!... What will our big secret reveal be? Speculate in comments if you please. See u Saturday night See more
05.01.2022 A million years from now, aliens will discover our fossilized remains and wonder why dogs from 2020 were soooo fit...
05.01.2022 Listening to Klowns Will Eat Me Too by Killer Klowns is most fun thing to do in Melbourne right now... and remember; be like us - wear a mask
03.01.2022 3 sleeps to go... have you got your tickets yet? 3 sleeps to go... have you got your tickets yet?
03.01.2022 Klownstein, Klowns Will Eat Me, Klowns Will Eat #metoo by Killer Klowns. What are you waiting for Klowniacs? Collect the whole set! Satisfaction guaranteed. Get yours today. Hurry while stocks last https://music.apple.com/au/album/klownstein/1537384456
03.01.2022 If you can’t be in lockdown with the one you love... love the one you’re with
03.01.2022 This SATURDAY night Klown lovers! Put the kiddies to bed early, pour yourself a bottle of bourbon, put on your sexiest outfit, then tune into MUSICLAND’s revisit of one of the greatest events of all time, or at least February this year!! Killer Klowns live in full, on-the-line! There will be a special announcement about a secret thing, and merch and stuff. There’ll be a jumping castle and lollybags.... There’s pony rides. Pagan Klown may make a guest appearance. You’ll feel better about staying home. Mask is optional as are clothes. See more
01.01.2022 Community announcement: Please people, if your locking your kids in the car while you play the pokies these next few hot days, don’t forget to remove valuables such as toilet paper, Hand sanitizer, and spaghetti. We don’t need the little tackers covered in broken glass as well...
01.01.2022 secret gig?!? secret gig?!?
